While most of my scripts consist of sketches, plays, screenplays and what-have-you, I was unsure how to represent them here. Instead (taking a cue from Scott McCloud and Sam Brown), I've decided to embark upon an experiment: a series of 1-page scripts, the titles of which are suggested by you, faithful reader.

Just follow the instructions to the right to suggest a title. If I like it, I'll write a script to suit. My only request is that they remain somewhat short and somewhat abstract, so as to make me feel as if I have some sort of creativity.

In the meantime, click on the archived titles below and enjoy!

Script Title Suggestion Date
And the Sherpa Did Not Get It Big K 10/17/2004
Upping the Schlep Factor April Schweitzer 6/21/2004
You'll Thank Me Later Michael Geisen 6/21/2004
That Sips! Tom Burns 6/21/2004
MR. Rancie Richard Rancie 1/29/2004
Koko Four Eric Hiler 9/24/2003
ASP Rules Jerry Liu 8/3/2003
Press Ablate when Ready John Koontz 6/30/2003
Sniper Got You Down? Franco Ferducci 6/23/2003
Avid Indoorsman Shelby Birdwell 5/23/2003
Panty Claus Kirk Millett 4/22/2003
Corpulent Raiders Pete Webb 4/16/2003
Spandex Indeed Andy Jewett 3/18/2003
Chutzpah! Sharon Bear 3/5/2003
Ten Little Indians Darrell Garrison 1/19/2003
The Boogy Woogy Matthew Wolfe 1/17/2003
It's All About Me Jessica Kodrich 1/11/2003
There's Junk in My Trunk Danielle Nadzan 1/6/2003
Counter Productive Jeff Rockwood 12/31/2002
My Caddy, Nigel Dave Pacheco 12/15/2002
Big Red and the Liar Suzette Wolfe 12/10/2002
Cheese Graters and Hand Grenades Mike McFarland 11/29/2002
Leave Only Footprints Becky Slabaugh 11/26/2002
Put On Your Cookie Pants Heather Maxwell 11/12/2002
A New Kind of Church Michael Bischof 11/8/2002
The Day I Quit Life Carey Bear 10/30/2002
Too Much Funk Can Hurt Steve Martin 10/20/2002
17 Minutes in Hell Randy Bear 10/19/2002
It's a Hoot if You Don't Ben Bays 10/15/2002
Drive-Thru Lauren Bear 10/9/2002
Jerry Who?   10/6/2002
The Trouble with Sleeves Renee Reinke 9/28/2002
Richard Deakins Comes to Town Ben Bays 9/24/2002
I Never Did Begrudge Jorge Jon Schweitzer 9/17/2002
Industrial Gunk Allison Dabbs 9/13/2002
Remember the Dew Gary Underwood 9/10/2002
Erin Goes Braughhh   9/8/2002
Only at Wally Rocket   7/15/2002
Rats in the Cradle   7/14/2002
Yarrow, the Gay Blade   2002
Bouregard's Humble Plea   2002
Pride of the Heartland   2002
Javier is So Weird   2002
Down to 20 Bullets   2002
Diff'rent Drunks   2002
That Low-Down Euro-Trash   2002
Eye in the Sky   2002
Where's Helga   2002
Lady Madonna   2002
In Das Boot   2002
Once a Bastard...   2002
Good King Hagen Daas   2002
Ass-pirations   2002

The Rules:

1) Think of a script title
(the shorter and more abstract the better)

2) Submit your suggestion
using the form below* (or, if you'd prefer, email it)

3) Check back often... all scripts, with title credits, will be featured on the Scripts page

My Title Suggestion:
My Name:
My Email: