Happy! Birthday! Pat!
For some reason, I end up devoting a lot of ink here on JeremyBear.com to everyone's favorite father's wife, Pat Bear. But today's a beeg, beeg day for her, Seņor... for today, bless her, Pat is 50 years old.
50.
Oh, you read that right.
Today Pat takes a look back, sitcom-montage-nostalgia-style, and recounts the many life lessons that have taken her to where she is today. The laughter, the tears, the peaks and troughs. Who can forget the Mishap with Pat's First Car? Or the ever-madcap Pat's Senior Prom? Remember when Pat was convinced that she had an identical twin brother in Jersey? Or the hilarity that ensued when Pat was stuck in an elevator with Julio Iglesias?
Don't miss out on a single, heart-warming moment in the ongoing saga of this inconceivably outrageous woman. Pick up the phone and wish her a happy Golden Anniversary today and receive, in return, a friendship that will last a lifetime! Operators are standing by.
Happy 50th, Pat! Here's hoping for another 50, God help you!
50.
Oh, you read that right.
Today Pat takes a look back, sitcom-montage-nostalgia-style, and recounts the many life lessons that have taken her to where she is today. The laughter, the tears, the peaks and troughs. Who can forget the Mishap with Pat's First Car? Or the ever-madcap Pat's Senior Prom? Remember when Pat was convinced that she had an identical twin brother in Jersey? Or the hilarity that ensued when Pat was stuck in an elevator with Julio Iglesias?
Don't miss out on a single, heart-warming moment in the ongoing saga of this inconceivably outrageous woman. Pick up the phone and wish her a happy Golden Anniversary today and receive, in return, a friendship that will last a lifetime! Operators are standing by.
Happy 50th, Pat! Here's hoping for another 50, God help you!
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