"Hey, I have a joke for your friend Adam. It's really great."

JER: For Adam?

CAREY: Yeah, he likes dirty jokes, doesn't he?

JER: Oh yes.

CAREY: Okay, here it is: Let's say you... okay... if you... here it is: if you had sex 365 times in one year, right?

JER: Mm-hm.

CAREY: ...And you took all the condoms, you know, all the rubbers, and you melted them all down...

JER: You melt the condoms?

CAREY: Right, you melt them all down, what would you have?

JER: Um. I don't know.

CAREY: A f***ing Goodyear!

JER: Okay...?

CAREY: Get it?

JER: Well, why are you melting the condoms? Wasn't it already a good year?

CAREY: No, "Goodyear" like the tire! Goodyear Tires! It all melted into a big Goodyear Tire!

JER: Oh. Hmh.

CAREY: What?! Michelle Michelle just told it to me! You don't think that's funny?

JER: It's just sort of a jump. When did tires come into play?

CAREY: I said "rubber"!

JER: Yeah, okay. I just... okay. Maybe it was in the delivery.

CAREY: What was wrong with my delivery?

JER: Nothing, sweetheart, it was great, but something, I don't know, something was missing.

CAREY: Jer.

JER: Wait, wait, I just found it online. Here's how the joke is supposed to go:

CAREY: I just told you how it goes!

JER: "Q: If you had sex 365 times in 12 months and melted down the rubbers to make a tire, what would you call it? A: A f***ing Goodyear!"

CAREY: Right!

JER: It's that "to make a tire" part. It's necessary to the joke. "To make a tire."

CAREY: Hm. That makes sense. I guess I thought it would give away the answer if I said that.

JER: Well, you have to give your audience a chance.

CAREY: Still, it's good! It's funny!

JER: It's okay.

CAREY: Go tell Adam!

JER: I'll do my best.